Do YOU know it's Balustrade Christmas?

We've Finished!

The single is ready, has received a final mix and, as I write, is being pressed by a small team of marmasets forced into slavery when Lex managed to smuggle them out of Bristol Zoo last weekend. Marvelous.
Featuring Paul McCartney on Kazoo, Joss Stone on annoying warbling, Bob Gandalf on self-richeous pulpit, the whole thing was recorded with Lex and Carts be-decked in some hand-me-down Justin-from-the-Darkness Hawkins patented Spandex T**t Suits. Mmm.

"But Carter, my old friend, my old buddy, how, oh how can I gte my grubby little hands on this 'special' festive recording" I hear you cry

Fret not, my children, fret not. All of those considered 'special' enough by myself and Lex can wait for the CD to drop miraculously into their arms... (that means, if we've got your address, you're getting it...)

So, if you think we don't have your address - or that we've lost it after only vaguely remember having been given it whilst too busy losing all bodily control at a wedding - send a quick email to balustrade@hotmail.com giving me your address and I'll sort it out in a matter of moments.

Merry Christmas, everybody.